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I pretty much hate you tumblr.

I’ll start with this. I have been agonizing for weeks over a post I had been thinking about making. Ultimately I never did it. This place is full of posts where you come clean to people about these very specific shortcomings about yourself or something and then people all come together and validate it for you. The thing is, I love my life. I found an awesome woman and we have slowly and systematically been compiling our shit together to make life totally fucking awesome for the both of us. Within the last yearish we got married, bought a house and (surprisingly after the house) our income grew by nearly 30%. Then we got a puppy from a shelter and his mom who was also at the shelter. My life is really fun and happy. We don’t really feel the recession because if we did we wouldn’t buy stupid expensive wine right? We have a full rock band set up. And in the next couple of years we will have kids. I’ve done some things wrong in the past. And I’ve done some things right. I often realize that I do not in anyway deserve what I have.

Also, You took my best man. He’s local and he just moved. I wasn’t even asked to help. I’d call in sick for him. Or even waste vacation days for him.  But no call.

My big concern this week is that I want to switch over to french cuffs and start a sexy collection of cuff links. Thing is, I’m already at about 18% french cuffs and I have and or  have on order a good collection of cuff links. I feel like an ass rubbing it in, but that’s not what I’m doing I’m just not lying to you and being silly for once.

I’m really sorry all y’all are having your problems. Some worse, some not so. I’m really sorry. If you want to talk please, dig me up and I will talk all you want but I have thought this out for a while and the daily cost of being here is too much for me.

I thank you all. I love you all. Find happiness.

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Reblogged from Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
hammerito:

theangryprojectionist:

ronniebruce:

I’m ready for Game 2.

That just looks glorious

If anyone needs me, I’ll be furiously trying to find ronniebruce.

WHO THE FUCK BUYS A 10 PACK.. AND I GET BUYING A 12 PACK AND SNAPPING A PIC OF 11…. THIS IS 10.

hammerito:

theangryprojectionist:

ronniebruce:

I’m ready for Game 2.

That just looks glorious

If anyone needs me, I’ll be furiously trying to find ronniebruce.

WHO THE FUCK BUYS A 10 PACK.. AND I GET BUYING A 12 PACK AND SNAPPING A PIC OF 11…. THIS IS 10.

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myrm:

dbizzle:

thedecisivemoment:

stopnicole:

A lot of people seem to like to hand these out on Halloween. I used to get tons of them and I gave them all to my parents. These are probably the most disappointing thing you can receive in your bag/bucket.

These are fizzers not smarties. I actually like fizzers..maybe they taste different here though.And Parma Violets. Just the purple ones, om nom nom.  Silly different country.

They’re Rockets here and I was also always disappointed to get them in my halloween bag. I don’t really like Smarties either, which are like M&Ms but not as good.

You’re supposed to crush them and snort them. GOSH it’s like you people know NOTHING!!
Don’t. Sadly, I know why you shouldn’t. This shit is the gateway to other shit you will do.

myrm:

dbizzle:

thedecisivemoment:

stopnicole:

A lot of people seem to like to hand these out on Halloween. I used to get tons of them and I gave them all to my parents. These are probably the most disappointing thing you can receive in your bag/bucket.

These are fizzers not smarties.
I actually like fizzers..maybe they taste different here though.
And Parma Violets. Just the purple ones, om nom nom.  
Silly different country.

They’re Rockets here and I was also always disappointed to get them in my halloween bag.

I don’t really like Smarties either, which are like M&Ms but not as good.

You’re supposed to crush them and snort them. GOSH it’s like you people know NOTHING!!

Don’t. Sadly, I know why you shouldn’t. This shit is the gateway to other shit you will do.

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cancel post

Pro-tip. There is a cancel post button. Sometimes maybe just hover over it before clicking create post. I do and your very welcome.

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Also, Bomber wants to know why there are no pictures of him. So Bomber playing in his first leaf pile. I didn’t already post something from this did I?

Also, Bomber wants to know why there are no pictures of him. So Bomber playing in his first leaf pile. I didn’t already post something from this did I?

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Also, she knows how to relax.

Also, she knows how to relax.

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Tina had a pretty rough time time getting spayed last week. I spared tumblr the minute by minute updates on her condition but this pic is post op and she is now doing very well.

Tina had a pretty rough time time getting spayed last week. I spared tumblr the minute by minute updates on her condition but this pic is post op and she is now doing very well.

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Reblogged from here's the thing...
notoriousgab:

Hahahaha, I love you Heather this is great.
Let’s see who thinks you were serious and starts complaining about women’s rights in 3, 2, 1…GO!


321Go!

notoriousgab:

Hahahaha, I love you Heather this is great.

Let’s see who thinks you were serious and starts complaining about women’s rights in 3, 2, 1…GO!

321Go!

321Go!

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