Seven Eyes: Archive

Arranged

When they sing “An Arranged Marriage is not so good” someone says something like “hey” in the middle of it. it’s not important so if you don’t know what I’m talking about don’t worry about it. But 10 years from now I will read this and it will remind me of something insignificant that happened in 1996.

Oct 29th

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Dec 25th

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Watch

steelopus: Hello everyone! FMGreen is heading back into the studio to record our third album: Victory! We will be raising 50% of the costs via Kickstarter, and we’ve made this video to try to drum up support! For as little as $5 you can get yourself a digital download of the album when it is completed and for just $10 we’ll include your avatar/picture and name in the album artwork! Please...

Nov 6th

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How to deal with an introvert.

In retaliation for steve making a dashboard only post that I had to scroll for like five minutes to see and inevitably be disappointed by (I know there was a disclaimer) I offer this little gem. How to deal with an introvert There has been much talk about introverts and how to handle them. Me not being one I offer this sound advice for handling them. Kings had rules for how to treat them...

Aug 28th

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tumbltrds

There. Now it is not behind your backs.

May 29th

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Feb 7th

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Jan 8th

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I pretty much hate you tumblr.

I’ll start with this. I have been agonizing for weeks over a post I had been thinking about making. Ultimately I never did it. This place is full of posts where you come clean to people about these very specific shortcomings about yourself or something and then people all come together and validate it for you. The thing is, I love my life. I found an awesome woman and we have slowly and...

Oct 30th

cancel post

Pro-tip. There is a cancel post button. Sometimes maybe just hover over it before clicking create post. I do and your very welcome.

Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

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Listen

Oct 28th

Listen

Oct 28th

RATS! No pun intended. Ok, it totally was. →

davislove: shotcopter: davislove: You see this thing? It might not look that scary to you but imagine stepping into the elevator with an arm load of stuff and a cup of coffee in your free hand and seeing this thing in the corner. I’m sure the entire 5th floor heard me scream JESUS CHRIST! I almost spilled my coffee. Yeah, it’s that time of year around the office when this little guy pops...

Oct 27th

Whenever my cat starts to yawn, I race and see if...

hammerito: fuckprincecharming: It’s really so exciting. ….? I have to admit I have played this game with all my pets and girlfriends. I never thought about it until now. It’s wierd. Sorry.

Oct 27th

Oct 26th

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Advance apologies...

hammerito: To everyone on Tumblr, especially the Yankees fans. I love you guys. For real. : ) To be honest, this series is ridiculously personal for me. Scranton is roughly halfway between New York and Philadelphia, and I’ve taken a truly unbelievable amount of shit for the last 21 years for being a Phillies fan. Growing up, the cool kids pulled for the Yankees, and the rest suffered as...

Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

Oct 25th

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Ew someone Rule 34'd Transformers.

jaydensmommie: shotcopter: jaydensmommie: The internet is a sick sick place. I did not need to see that. No link? WTF? You take this link quickly because I am NOT keeping it on my tumblr. I got it and also arb for deleting?!? Also, I took the link out. But sloppy. You do have my e-mail. And it should be noted that it was not transformer on transformer action. Very dissapointed.

Oct 25th

Ew someone Rule 34'd Transformers.

jaydensmommie: The internet is a sick sick place. I did not need to see that. No link? WTF?

Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

Oct 24th

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AUTO-TUNE ASSIGNMENT.

jasonpermenter: I think a funny montage-style video would be this: a guy walking around the city with headphones and a microphone and an auto-tune contraption attached to his belt, with everything plugged into it. And this guy is desperately, passionately singing at people on the street, but only he can hear himself being auto-tuned. The video absolutely has to cut back and forth from how HE...

Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

The ignorant asshole list.

piscesinpurple: misscook: Feel free to add your own … Ann Coulter Rush Limbaugh Glenn Beck Bill O’Reilly Dr. Phil I agree that Dr. Phil is an ignorant asshole, but I don’t think he’s quite of the calibre of the rest of these. I add Matt Drudge, Bill Kristol, Rupert Murdoch and whoever writes the copy for those godawful subtitle thingies on FoxNews. I can nominate myself right? Of...

Oct 23rd

Cuff Links

I wear cuff links more often then maybe necessary. But now I need a new job because I just learned how awsome cuff links get once you cross over $100 and then even more awesome when you cross $1,000.

Oct 23rd

help!

steelopus: lazybaby: steelopus: lazybaby: i need a name for roller derby by saturday…. can’t be anything on this list already… http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/ any ideas? Sockz. hmm….that suggestion is neither sexy nor tough (i think….) i’m not sure it has what it takes to be a roller derby name… Um… Törn Söckz? Wow, That name has to register as a sex offender.

Oct 22nd

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Tokyo by Anonymous IV

Oct 20th

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You sabotaged my lifeboat and sent me out to sea, But when I made it back, said you were happy to see me. The best laid plans can go awry by far and here we are.

Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 17th

Seriously

You guys are always going to bed when I actually want you all to post.

Oct 16th

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