October 2009
89 posts
I pretty much hate you tumblr.
I’ll start with this. I have been agonizing for weeks over a post I had been thinking about making. Ultimately I never did it. This place is full of posts where you come clean to people about these very specific shortcomings about yourself or something and then people all come together and validate it for you. The thing is, I love my life. I found an awesome woman and we have slowly and...
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davislove:
shotcopter:
davislove:
You see this thing? It might not look that scary to you but imagine stepping into the elevator with an arm load of stuff and a cup of coffee in your free hand and seeing this thing in the corner. I’m sure the entire 5th floor heard me scream JESUS CHRIST! I almost spilled my coffee.
Yeah, it’s that time of year around the office when this little guy pops...
Whenever my cat starts to yawn, I race and see if...
hammerito:
fuckprincecharming:
It’s really so exciting.
….?
I have to admit I have played this game with all my pets and girlfriends. I never thought about it until now. It’s wierd. Sorry.
Advance apologies...
hammerito:
To everyone on Tumblr, especially the Yankees fans. I love you guys. For real. : )
To be honest, this series is ridiculously personal for me. Scranton is roughly halfway between New York and Philadelphia, and I’ve taken a truly unbelievable amount of shit for the last 21 years for being a Phillies fan. Growing up, the cool kids pulled for the Yankees, and the rest suffered as...
Ew someone Rule 34'd Transformers.
jaydensmommie:
shotcopter:
jaydensmommie:
The internet is a sick sick place. I did not need to see that.
No link? WTF?
You take this link quickly because I am NOT keeping it on my tumblr.
I got it and also arb for deleting?!?
Also, I took the link out. But sloppy. You do have my e-mail. And it should be noted that it was not transformer on transformer action. Very dissapointed.
Ew someone Rule 34'd Transformers.
jaydensmommie:
The internet is a sick sick place. I did not need to see that.
No link? WTF?
AUTO-TUNE ASSIGNMENT.
jasonpermenter:
I think a funny montage-style video would be this: a guy walking around the city with headphones and a microphone and an auto-tune contraption attached to his belt, with everything plugged into it. And this guy is desperately, passionately singing at people on the street, but only he can hear himself being auto-tuned. The video absolutely has to cut back and forth from how HE...
The ignorant asshole list.
piscesinpurple:
misscook:
Feel free to add your own …
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Glenn Beck
Bill O’Reilly
Dr. Phil
I agree that Dr. Phil is an ignorant asshole, but I don’t think he’s quite of the calibre of the rest of these.
I add Matt Drudge, Bill Kristol, Rupert Murdoch and whoever writes the copy for those godawful subtitle thingies on FoxNews.
I can nominate myself right? Of...
Cuff Links
I wear cuff links more often then maybe necessary. But now I need a new job because I just learned how awsome cuff links get once you cross over $100 and then even more awesome when you cross $1,000.
help!
steelopus:
lazybaby:
steelopus:
lazybaby:
i need a name for roller derby by saturday….
can’t be anything on this list already…
http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/
any ideas?
Sockz.
hmm….that suggestion is neither sexy nor tough (i think….)
i’m not sure it has what it takes to be a roller derby name…
Um… Törn Söckz?
Wow, That name has to register as a sex offender.
Tokyo by Anonymous IV
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You sabotaged my lifeboat and sent me out to sea,
But when I made it back, said you were happy to see me.
The best laid plans can go awry by far and here we are.
Seriously
You guys are always going to bed when I actually want you all to post.
On today's episode of my life is absurd.
piscesinpurple:
1. Balloon boy. I was crying in my office. Now I’m kind of grossed out. Reality TV is a harbinger of the Apocalypse.
2. I’ve been sleep-deprived for a couple of months now, but other than that I felt perfectly healthy until a few hours ago. Now I have that taste in my mouth that means flu. And my bones ache. I’m doomed.
3. Last night, as I was leaving the house to take our dog...
Every-time
(ok, the hyphen was just mean right?)
Every time I say the word ‘Merica, I want to get out just a little bit of C4 and blow something up. But that’s normal right? It doesn’t have to be alive or anything. I’m thinking an old couch or a futon you never really got a good nights sleep on. You pull out the old futon, or go buy one, or steal one from some college kids...
Do you ever think about the radical things you...
The things you would do first if you were ever put in charge of EVERYTHING. How would the first week go? What would you change? What things that are currently being worked on would you support?
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