When they sing “An Arranged Marriage is not so good” someone says something like “hey” in the middle of it. it’s not important so if you don’t know what I’m talking about don’t worry about it. But 10 years from now I will read this and it will remind me of something insignificant that happened in 1996.
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In retaliation for steve making a dashboard only post that I had to scroll for like five minutes to see and inevitably be disappointed by (I know there was a disclaimer) I offer this little gem.
How to deal with an introvert
There has been much talk about introverts and how to handle them. Me not being one I offer this sound advice for handling them. Kings had rules for how to treat them when you saw them. Kings also believed that that condition was bestowed upon them by god. Kings were assholes.
There. Now it is not behind your backs.
If this doesn’t make you think of Womens German Olympic Curling you should see your optometrist.
sunday fantasy #214: “Military Superhauler”, by Billy Wimblett
(via conceptships)
tiga:
I’ll start with this. I have been agonizing for weeks over a post I had been thinking about making. Ultimately I never did it. This place is full of posts where you come clean to people about these very specific shortcomings about yourself or something and then people all come together and validate it for you. The thing is, I love my life. I found an awesome woman and we have slowly and systematically been compiling our shit together to make life totally fucking awesome for the both of us. Within the last yearish we got married, bought a house and (surprisingly after the house) our income grew by nearly 30%. Then we got a puppy from a shelter and his mom who was also at the shelter. My life is really fun and happy. We don’t really feel the recession because if we did we wouldn’t buy stupid expensive wine right? We have a full rock band set up. And in the next couple of years we will have kids. I’ve done some things wrong in the past. And I’ve done some things right. I often realize that I do not in anyway deserve what I have.
Also, You took my best man. He’s local and he just moved. I wasn’t even asked to help. I’d call in sick for him. Or even waste vacation days for him. But no call.
My big concern this week is that I want to switch over to french cuffs and start a sexy collection of cuff links. Thing is, I’m already at about 18% french cuffs and I have and or have on order a good collection of cuff links. I feel like an ass rubbing it in, but that’s not what I’m doing I’m just not lying to you and being silly for once.
I’m really sorry all y’all are having your problems. Some worse, some not so. I’m really sorry. If you want to talk please, dig me up and I will talk all you want but I have thought this out for a while and the daily cost of being here is too much for me.
I thank you all. I love you all. Find happiness.
I’m ready for Game 2.
That just looks glorious
If anyone needs me, I’ll be furiously trying to find ronniebruce.
WHO THE FUCK BUYS A 10 PACK.. AND I GET BUYING A 12 PACK AND SNAPPING A PIC OF 11…. THIS IS 10.